sects

n. an internet slang for sex to be used in a more joking manner or perhaps in a format more suitable for the eyes of younger children.
v. to have sex with someone, forceably or not, the act of performing sex upon an individual

1. Thomas: do u liek butt sects har har?

2. Aaron: I'm going to sects you all up.

by UkyoTachibana March 25, 2008

Secstacy

The feeling of perfection, bliss, and all that is good in this world while in the act of performing sexual intercourse on ecstacy.

Guy 1: Have you ever tried sex on ecstacy?
Guy 2: Secstacy? Hell yeah!

by Fknhrd October 23, 2009

sachs

a sachs farts when he is nervous, and while outwardly ashamed by the odor, he secretly loves it, wishing to bottle his aroma for perpetual sniffing. The sachs also has dual personalities. When around others, a sachs can be polite, gentle and subdued, however when in private, he will exclaim dirty profanities and do gymnastics while naked.

Steven was having dinner with several people and decided to be a sachs and farted, ashamed to admit it, but secretly enjoying it.

by PercyMontgomery December 1, 2007

Seckscake

It is often used when explaining something sexual or sometimes of awesome or epic proportions to someone who is not familiar with it. Or such as giving a person your "seckscake" means to have secks or to want to have secks with that person. unlike "sex", secks consists of no sexual intercourse. Seckscake(s)'s is usually followed by a "please" at the end of it too.

Guy 1: dude that girl is so hotttttt
Guy 2: mmmm god yes, SECKSCAKES PLEASE.

by AutuminRose December 22, 2009

Schschickk

(Pronounced as if one was saying "sssssssick," but with air escaping on the "sssssss" through the sides of the tongue, rather than the top.)

1. The unofficial name for bouncing on a trampoline on all fours with a beach towel on your back.

2. A sarcastic insult. Often used around public areas where children are present instead of curse words. Can be used as any form of speech (noun, adjective, verb, etc.), but only as ONE form of speech per sentence (see examples.)

How to use Schschickk correctly:

Phil: Dude, stop eating all my chips.
Chris: Stop being such a schschickk, man. There's enough chips here to last you until you move out of your mom's basement in 20 years.
Phil: I am NOT a schschickk. And I'm moving out once I beat WoW, ok?

Pete: What are you and John up to today?
Allen: Oh, John and I were gonna go schschickking at the beach. His friend has a trampoline at his beach-side house. Wanna come?
Pete: Schschickking??? Heck yes, I love to schschickk!

How to use Schschickk incorrectly:

Pippy: Yo B-dawg, hook me up with some of that Gatorade!
Bosworth: Sorry, Schschickk, but I already schschickked the schschickk in the schschickk schschickkly after I was done schschickking.
Pippy: ... Uhh, ok then.

by AlmightyZero November 12, 2012

sechourounna

Strong Bestfriend, She plays to much! But all in all She is going to be there for you.She will never do anything behind your back and will fight,ride, and die for you. If you cares about you She won’t do you dirty

Aye, Get me a Bestfriend like that Her name Sechourounna

by Idccccxx October 27, 2018

secks c

secks c is the better and more family-friendly way to say "sexy" and can be said by all children of christ

That guy is lowkey secks c, no cap embarrassed emoji sad emoji pray emoji peppa pig jumping into my stove emoji

by sendmemoneypls September 12, 2019