Scoop

To acquire something, especially a rare or valuable item

I saw those dunks on sale and I had to get them. SCOOP!
We're fitting 5 in a 2 bed hotel room? I gotta scoop on one of those beds.

by Harrison FLASH W February 27, 2009

Scoop

a term that only complete douche bags use when they want to be picked up by someone.

"Hey man, wann come scoop me?"

"No, man, you're a fucking idiot."

by practicalitiessuck August 29, 2009

scoop

the action when masterbate or making love and producing out the sperms

yersterday i gave my girlfriend one big scoop on her ass

by may be shit may be stool,fart June 03, 2009

scoops

A combination of excuse me and oops.

a man bumps into a woman at the mall...he says scoops, Im sorry.

by ekem57 March 02, 2009

Scoop

The name given to a person that is crazy badass, that gets all the girls and says really weird shit all the time.

1. Damn that scoop is one crazy badass
2. Why you takin my hoes all the time scoop?
3. wtf scoop?

by Ricardo Montoban March 23, 2008

scoop

Similar to the usage of "own" on the internet or in video games. Can mean a variety of things, and may be used as a noun or a verb.
In cases of extreme scoopage, the word "loop" may be added for extra emphasis.

I FUCKING SCOOPED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT NOOB DID YOU SEE THAT?!

Scoop.

by 4thFloorLoko January 22, 2011

Dry scoop

The action of intaking supplements, most commonly pre workout without any water.

"YO BRO, I JUST DRY SCOOPED MY PRE, IM A FUCKIN SICKKUNT"

by Lxnxr May 13, 2021