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Schlossed

To completely and thoroughly dick over somebody without regard to morals or integrity
Jim completely schlossed Texas A&M when he bailed on the Aggie baseball team for tu the day after the Aggies played in their first ever national championship and Jim promised that he would never leave Texas A&M, because it was the job that he schlossed his family for when he left TCU.
by Tamutakeover June 26, 2024
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Schlackervorlage

Bedeutet sowas wie das man jemanden toll findet und sich an ihnen inspiriert ein besserer mensch zu werden
Ich benutze dich als Schlackervorlage
Deine Mutter ist so eine tolle Schlackervorlage
by Anonymmon April 24, 2024
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Schlokke

Verb. To be utterly flabbergasted at their lack of intelligence and/or common sense of a person/object in every way physically possible such that you are forced to tell them the harsh truth of it all, and when they undoubtedly deny your "outrageous" claims, you take any and all sources of nutritious substances that maintain their life in order for them to suffer your mental pain that you had to endure whilst being in a mile radius of them.
I schlokked Bob.
by Bil Neye April 24, 2024
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schluckered

He doesn’t need anything else to drink, he’s already schluckered!
by Lady Archibal March 8, 2025
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Bot Schlock

Garbage articles written by bots. Fake news articles not composed by humans.
I saw that article saying a Turnip is running for President, it looks like bot schlock.
by Eat The Big One First January 9, 2024
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shock schlock

Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.
DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?

ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.

DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.
by conflict dude July 21, 2024
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Kid Schlock

Nickname for Robert James Ritchie (born January 17, 1971), known professionally as Kid Rock. He is fading American musician, singer, rapper, songwriter, and ass-kisser of Diaper Donald.
There goes Kid Schlock, once again kissing the smelly ass of Diaper Donald.
by LaughingAloud March 27, 2026
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