A decimal unit of measurement which grades homosexuality from 0-1 based on Internet celebrity Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
The Tate scale is logarithmic, and the level of gayness increases exponentially as the number approaches 1 on the Tate scale.
A zero is the straightest man who's ever lived. A Zero on the Tate scale has sported a full, luxurious beard since puberty. Every time he had sex with a woman he impregnated her. He's never cried, built his own house, and fixes all his own tools.
A zero is only theoretically possible.
Most men hover between 0.2 and 0.3 on on the Tate scale.
Talking with a lisp, flirting with other men, and rollerblading all approach "The Thin Gay Line" of 0.49
Any physical sexual contact with other men is, definitionally, a 0.5 or greater on the Tate scale.
Most gay men measure between a 0.6 to 0.8 on the Tate scale depending on promiscuity and flamboyancy.
It is only theoretically possible to be as gay as Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
The Tate scale is logarithmic, and the level of gayness increases exponentially as the number approaches 1 on the Tate scale.
A zero is the straightest man who's ever lived. A Zero on the Tate scale has sported a full, luxurious beard since puberty. Every time he had sex with a woman he impregnated her. He's never cried, built his own house, and fixes all his own tools.
A zero is only theoretically possible.
Most men hover between 0.2 and 0.3 on on the Tate scale.
Talking with a lisp, flirting with other men, and rollerblading all approach "The Thin Gay Line" of 0.49
Any physical sexual contact with other men is, definitionally, a 0.5 or greater on the Tate scale.
Most gay men measure between a 0.6 to 0.8 on the Tate scale depending on promiscuity and flamboyancy.
It is only theoretically possible to be as gay as Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
"I heard Joe's gay. I always figured he was a least a 0.45 on the Tate Scale, so it wouldn't surprise me to find he's crossed the thin gay line at least a few times in his life."
by slappy hooper October 15, 2022
Get the Tate scale mug.The Pegging scale (usually a 1-10) is how desirable someone would be to peg and how well they would take it.
Luxy: that Jimmy is a 10/10 on the pegging scale.
Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10
Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10
by Pogoextreme October 13, 2021
Get the Pegging scale mug.A scale that measures the severity of a male's negative characteristics; method of measurement for a male's 'prick-like" behavior.
by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen October 30, 2014
Get the Prickter Scale mug.When someone rates the looks of the person they're having sex with (1-10), higher than most people would say. To make it seem like they don't bang ugly people.
A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
"That girl is cute I'd say she's a 6. A 9 all day on the Joubert scale."
"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020
Get the Joubert Scale mug.That foot-long dog with baked beans on it caused my boy to let one loose that measured a 4.5 on the Ripped'er Scale.
by JJ Sr. October 16, 2009
Get the Ripped'er Scale mug.Scale of 1-10 defining the urgency of the need to urinate. This is an exponential scale, meaning the further you progress through the scale the faster the denominations increase. This frequently occurs when travelling into Canada's largest city by car at rush hour.
1 - Not needed
2 - Slight sensation the in the back of the mind
3 - Hmmm, think i have 30mins
4 - Ok, might need to go soon
5 - T-Minus 20 mins
6 - Ok seriously where did the last 10 minutes go
7 - Shit 4 minutes
8 - Ok guys this isn't funny
9 - Fuck there's no way out
10 - Acceptance...anyone got a towel
1 - Not needed
2 - Slight sensation the in the back of the mind
3 - Hmmm, think i have 30mins
4 - Ok, might need to go soon
5 - T-Minus 20 mins
6 - Ok seriously where did the last 10 minutes go
7 - Shit 4 minutes
8 - Ok guys this isn't funny
9 - Fuck there's no way out
10 - Acceptance...anyone got a towel
--Hey Man, I think i need a piss
--How bad is it?
--About a 7 on the Toronto scale
--Oh shit, we've got 4 minutes!!!
--How bad is it?
--About a 7 on the Toronto scale
--Oh shit, we've got 4 minutes!!!
by Number17 June 21, 2014
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