You're sailing blud!

What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs

Security* - "Get the F*CK out the car so we can search it you crack 'edz!"

Mandem* - "WTF You're sailing blud!"

by Rosco Wiv A Crossbow May 2, 2009

Sailing Your Boat

There are Different Stages to Sailing Ones Boat.
Similar to the Bases in Baseball.
If you go all the way around the world, well guess what, you've had sex.
The other stages are up to you. You can pretty much make it up and Elaborate as you wish.

"Dude, last night at the dance Eve almost sailed her boat, thank god the Coast Guard was there."

"So, are you sailing your boat this weekend?"
"Ya, but were just going to an Island off the coast"*Wink Wink*

"You Let Your Anchor Up?!?!?! You Slut!"

by Kortney J May 14, 2007

sapking

explosive diarrhea that has major splash effect.

Dude, I had mexican last night. I was a total sapking, shit was all over my balls and floor.

by anonnation April 29, 2010

spling

Spling is a word for the doobage or the doobie also called spliff and by some people even joint

Toke it up yeaaa pass the spling

by NorthWestBoi May 19, 2005

sarling

A Word describing heavy rain, similar to the phrase "Raining cats and dogs".

It's sarling it down out there.

by Andrew Laughton October 9, 2005

garage sailing

You attach a huge-ass sail to your garage on a windy day and try to
out run the cops.

I wiped out when we went garage sailing and snapped my dick.

by soop-kitchin maneiack August 26, 2003

spling

Originates from the recent place factory incident. Spling is a word used to describe a quizmonkey, usually found in the depths of garden centres along the beach. A spling can be purchased for around £70 from your local chin store, and usually come with a free nobshock or chinstrap.

Hey Chad, look at my spling!

by Jono Green February 3, 2005