standard deduction

The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.
GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Knights of Cydonia" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!
by resident alian February 19, 2008
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British Standard

A polite way of saying Bull Sh*t.
John: "Did you hear about that new Manchester-based EV company set out to beat Tesla?"

Jack: British Standard...
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standard glue

to be expected, as standard
When someone tries to laud themselves for a basic achievement or something mediocre, “here mate, that’s standard glue
by Big aldo July 13, 2018
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Moral standards

Someone who holds no moral standard sacred has no true moral standards. Just like anyone can say god bless you (or even write a song about god) without believing in any god, anyone can claim to have moral standards.
A lot of people who claim that they lowered their moral standards are full of shit, they never believed in any of the moral standards they said they had in the first place. They never really believed in the rules they behaved within, but for some reason mindlessly kept behaving within these rules, norms, and standards, unless everyone else was breaking them, then they'd go along with the crowd and do what the crowd was doing so they didn't end up standing or being alone. They would range from wholesome, plain, and almost Puritan (no cursing, arrest everybody for being human) to anarchist, depending on what everyone else around them was saying/doing. A true coward is not someone afraid to stand, it's someone afraid to stand alone.
by Solid Mantis October 07, 2020
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romantic standard

With whom you think you're romantically compatible.
My romantic standard is Cindy so far.
by Ereck Flowers June 28, 2016
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Double standards

When somebody tells you not to talk about anybody's business, then they go and tell everybody about a secret being out because they have no self control over their own mouth.
The loudmouth didn't blurt anything out about her own double standards, but was quick to blurt something out about everyone else's that ever met her, so hopefully those new people she was meeting already knew that about her.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022
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Standard Brian

A Standard Brian is a person who joins a group chat, mutes the chat, and then randomly appears out of nowhere with a LOL or an LMAO in the group chat.
"You guys see how John is barely involved in that chat? He just tpyes LOL once a week, he's such a Standard Brian."
by ddeessttrrooyy May 03, 2021
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