Spastic finger syndrome

When you type and can't seem to type correctly. Transposing letters in a word because one finger wants to keystroke before it should. When typing, adding a space in the middle of a word or where it does not belong. Constantly having to click backspace to correct the problem.

I don't know what my deal was in chat last night, must have been spastic finger syndrome.

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

spassmonkey

spass (german for "fun")
monkey (english for "monkey")

spassmonkey is a well-known web celebrity who can often found swinging around the web, eating bananas.

he is also the spiritual leader of 'the children of hanuman' monkey cult.

hey, it's spassmonkey! that little critter is kinda crazy.

by jimbob April 23, 2004

SPASM

Formerly known as SPAM. The SPASM is a contemporary emotion personified by the uncontrollable grimacing that results from receiving the first junk mail of the day...

Buddy: "Jeez, I thought you were gonna rattle off yer chair?!?!"
Victim: "Nah, I just got m'self a beef-jerky-viagra-kind-of-a-vibe..."
Buddy: "Any good?"
Victim: Er... Nope. Just' a lil' SPASM..."

by little-miss can't do wrong March 3, 2007

spastis

somebody who is completely stupid and can't read or write properly.

Samii is a spastis, she cant even spell her own name!

by Zini October 18, 2003

spastros

A person or an action that is inept, ineffectual or clumsy in the extreme.

The guy was too spastros to operate a powertool without maiming himself.

by Chris Forehan July 31, 2008

spasoklabanias

a person that is very tiring to listen to, keep talking and talking, stimes with an irritating voice. In literal meaning (in Greek), it means 'break someone balls'

Don't be a spasoklabanias, go fuk yourself and leave this place.
Min eisai spasolkabanias, aei gamisou sikw fige apo edw

by Dimitris_1 November 22, 2006

Spask

Is saying that you love someone without actually using the words.

Damn, spask!

by awordspoon September 9, 2012