southern smile

from the movie "Teeth", it means a girl who has teeth in her private parts

josh: damn dude, i loved that girl til i saw she had a southern smile

by tori haas April 12, 2007

southern tornado

When two fat chicks are scissoring on a rotating bed, and they pour maple syrup on eachother

Oh man! i think those to fat chicks are doing the southern tornado

by senorchubbs October 9, 2007

Southern Windchime

A derogatory term for a black person. It is in the same league as "Nigger" and "Rope Tightener"

That guy there is a damn Southern Windchime

by Mr J0E KERR February 28, 2009

Southern guido

The southern Guido- (adj)- generally a male born in the south. This "gentlemen" drives a truck with stickers such as "salt life" or "costa" and the truck is quite often lifted or equipped with all terrain tires. This gent..leman loves to dress in a polo or Lacoste shirt, khakis and either boat shoes or air maxes. (Guy Harvey shirt and shorts atleast one inch above the knee is needed in casual situations) They always have a pair of sunglasses around thier neck be it day or night and will most likely have hair which will cover the forehead and ears. Hats will bear a college football team or will be a visor bearing "Afco." Some frequent the gym and definatly " can kick anyones ass" even if the opponent is double their size. Packs of southern guidos will infest one bar and "own" the bar. This "southern guido owned" bar is now equivalent to a high school reunion of southern guidos. They love to drink cheap beer in large quantity or cheap whiskey. This young man usually smokes marlboro lights or dips either grizzy or skoal wintergreen. He may or may not smoke marijuana and may or may not take xanax bars. He is a die hard football fan of whichever college team is biggest in his particular state, and hates anything but S.E.C. football. Any sport besides football or baseball is viewed negativelly and thought of as "pussy shit." They hate all northeners, especially northern guidos, but still watch " jersey shore", solely for the reason of making fun of the show.

Kid 1: Man, that bar was full of southern guidos.

Kid 2: I know did you see how they all started trying to fight me because I looked in their general direction?

Kid 1: Yeah, probably because your shirt says Nautica instead of Polo.

by Southern situation June 15, 2012

southern cross

The act of a man quickly switching from vaginal to anal sex without first warning his partner.

I was banging Lucille from behind last night, then I tried the southern cross. Boy did she scream!

by BigMacUSNA91 December 15, 2008

Southern Palmer

When a skank chews tobacco and spits the nasty into her hand then gives a handjob.

That hillbilly broad had me whistlin dixie with that southern Palmer she gave me.

by FullMtlCracker April 26, 2009

Southern Omelet

Take 3-4 Large raw eggs, still in the shell. Insert them into a chicks snatch. Get a frying pan and preheat it to about 350 and add a little oil or butter. Then kick the girl as hard as you can in the twat. Make her run around the block and when she returns, have her straddle the pan and squirt out the eggy goodness and enjoy. Add mushrooms and cheese for added pizazz.

We were bored the other night so we whipped up a quick southern omelet.
Alex was hungry and wanted some food. So we cooked him up a southern omelet with out telling him.
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by lebAsaurusRex December 8, 2010