the act of involuntary fecal matter infused air forcefully coming out the anus while one sneezes.... not to be confused with the coughfarting
by HEATHENFREEK October 23, 2019
1:Instead of a shit fart, it’s a sneeze fart.
2: when you sneeze and fart at the same time.
Funny story:
My 2 younger sisters and I were at my grandmas house and we were all pretending to be asleep when my grandma snarted but the fart was kind of delayed. Instead of “achoo” it was “achhh*fart*oo” and she did this once. Then a second time and it sounded exactly the same and we all started laughing loudly.
2: when you sneeze and fart at the same time.
Funny story:
My 2 younger sisters and I were at my grandmas house and we were all pretending to be asleep when my grandma snarted but the fart was kind of delayed. Instead of “achoo” it was “achhh*fart*oo” and she did this once. Then a second time and it sounded exactly the same and we all started laughing loudly.
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 23, 2019
Guy #1:*FART*choo
Guy #2:That was duiscusting!
Guy #1:what?
Guy #2:you just farted
Guy #1:that was a sneeze my good sir
Guy #2:That was definatly a snart
Guy #2:That was duiscusting!
Guy #1:what?
Guy #2:you just farted
Guy #1:that was a sneeze my good sir
Guy #2:That was definatly a snart
by Captin cow man November 15, 2009
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by GaleWarning74 October 19, 2020
1. A snart; when you sneeze so hard that you eject a furious load of shit into your drawers from compensatory effort.
2. Alternatively, could be used to describe making pig snorting noises until you shit yourself and roll around in it.
Made from the words Sneeze and Fart or Snort and Fart.
2. Alternatively, could be used to describe making pig snorting noises until you shit yourself and roll around in it.
Made from the words Sneeze and Fart or Snort and Fart.
I'm sorry Jenny, I didn't mean to snart myself. It'll take me a week to bleach these scorched shit stains out of my pants.
by Tatsuyamoon January 11, 2022