Shitties

Contraction of shoulder titties. The area anywhere between the shoulders and the titties.

Dude don't shitty slap me!
After weightlifting, my shitties began to ache.

I didn't get to the titties, but I got to the shitties.

Have you ever been shitty fucked by a contortionist?

by #yolosweg November 13, 2014

Shitties

Low quality titties

Man that girl hot but she got some shitties

by A snail February 26, 2015

Shitties

A pair of unsatisfying titties, probably an A or B-cup, or if they sag down to the knees

Fuckboi 1 "Damn i slept with Jessica last night"

Fuckboi 2 "Did she have dem titties"

Fuckboi 1 "More like shitties, they were max a 32-A"

by EvanIsAScene February 27, 2016

Shittistic

A stupid and meaningless fact or statistic. A portmanteau of the words "shit" and "statistic."

"I desperately need a girlfriend. Any guy who is over 24 years old and never dated a girl is stigmatized as gay." - Mason

"Are you fucking kidding me? There are so many things incorrect with that statement." - Adam

"I believe you, bro." - Mason

"Where did you learn this shittistic?" - Adam

"Fox News, bruh." - Mason

by RyanMcCarthy July 6, 2019

Shitties

A shittie is a term fo driving your car fast is a circle causing the back end to kick out. Typically done in snow or bad driving conditions for ease of manuver

Guy one:Yo wanna go whip dole shitties tonight?
Guy 2: hell yea brother yee yee!

by Turnerapples November 13, 2019

shitties

titties covered in shit. what kind of kinky shit is she into if she has shitties

shitties

by Hehe I cheated April 28, 2021

Shittiesville

A nickname for Citiesville in The Powerpuff Girls episode, Town And Out because the citizens are cruel and huge jerks and is a very rotten place to live in.

The town of Shittiesville, it's full of huge jerks and a very rotten place to live in.

by CN19M3P41C August 20, 2023