Satchelism

Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel
Example “does anyone know where the loo is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the loo is and purposely not tell you! And then enjoy watching the panic as you try to find one before it’s too late!

Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say” does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? “ The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie, and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .
by Satchelist January 07, 2022
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Satchelism

Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel
Example “does anyone know where the shitter is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the shitter is and purposely not tell you! And then wait to see if you wrong yourself! Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .
by Satchelist January 07, 2022
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Blow drying the satchel

When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.
by F0ck0ffm8 April 07, 2016
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Green Satchel

Classic foreplay: when a partner blows on a males partner's scrotum.
While you're down there love, I wouldn't mind getting a green satchel.
by Louis "Satchel" Armstrong November 12, 2010
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Stink satchel

She managed to squeeze four snits out of her stink satchel before the age of 21.
by Moira Faulds January 30, 2020
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Secret Satchel

A hidden stash of something fire. A hidden bowl or 2.
You should like, bust out that secret satchel man. It'd be fire.
by J - donealottadro June 24, 2007
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spam satchel

She wasn't shy in showing me her spam satchel
by trisbonky February 28, 2021
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