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ice cream sandwich

Umm... two pieces of delicious chocolate-ness with ice cream in the middle sold at grocery stores??

(a definition not involving ass-fucking or shit-and-ejaculation-eating for once)
Yummy, my mother brought me home an ice cream sandwich. And no, it didn't have shit nor cum on it.
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Jill sandwich

Notorious quote from the original Resident Evil for PlayStation where Barry Burton provides his STARS partner Jill Valentine with some comic shortly after being rescued from a crushing death. Also see wordmaster of unlocking/word.
"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich."
by Death to Infidels September 27, 2003
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Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches

Catch phrase used by Mumfred the Magician on Sesame Street to cast his magic trick spells, in lieu of Ala-kazam or Presto
Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches! (much smoke ensues and a horse appears with a chicken head, children discuss)
by J. Mo August 27, 2003
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salty sandwich

A sexual maneuver in which two guys drape their ball sacks on a girl's face, one on either side. The end result is a salty sandwich of fun.
Parker and Hamilton were the "Jiggling Jigglo's" act and performed on weekend's, usually for bachlorette parties. Their specialty was the salty sandwich, and women loved it. Especially ball suckers.
by Jrubadub September 8, 2011
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Death Sandwich

KFC double down sandwich. (aka the double death sandwich)

It consists of 2 fried chicken breasts (used instead of a traditional bun), 2 slices of bacon, and a slice of cheese with some kind of sauce.

You can't call it a heart attack on a bun because it doesn't even have a bun. You could probably only find it in america.
American fat fuck1:Hey phil, you down to eat a shitload of death sandwiches from kfc?
American fat fuck2:Hell yeah Randy, I'm not only down, I'm double down. and while we're there, we'll order some large sodas and see if they can fill the cups with gravy.
American fat fuck1:Oh shit, I forgot that we're too fat to even walk up to the drive thru window.
American fat fuck2:awwwww man, I only had 47 heart attacks this year.
American fat fuck1: We better smoke some crack to drop some weight so we can actually fit inside of kfc.
by A WHITE GUY July 13, 2014
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a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.
Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.
by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008
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Arbys Sandwich

A Arbys Sandwich is another name for a vagina....
Ew. I was doing your mom and her vagina looks like a Arbys Sandwich.
by thatgirlthats16 March 20, 2012
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