relationshit

what most couples have or what most "happy relationships" will turn into. a whole lotta b.s. of pain and suffering yet for some odd reason you can't walk away from...

"Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationSHIT!"

-Dane Cook

by chchewy July 22, 2007

Relationship Slut

A broad who jumps from one relationship to the next thinking shes dodging the name 'slut'.

She goes out with one dude at a time for short stints, bangs em....breaks up, then moves onto the next relationship that will most likely last less then 10 days. Its basically a loop hole for a whore.

Buddy - "So ahh.. your slammin' Joe now?"
R.Slut - "Well were in a relationship its okay"

- Relationship Slut -

by Lemonski April 9, 2008

Relationship 10 Point Scale

1st... Hug
2nd... Holding Hands
3rd... Kiss On The Cheek
4th... Kiss On The Lips
5th... Open Kiss
6th... Kiss With Tongues
7th... Touching Boobs, Vagina And/Or Penis
8th... 7th But With Clothes Off
9th... Oral Sex
10th... Sexual Intercourse

Dude1: How Far Did You Get With That Girl?
Dude2: Well, On The Relationship 10 Point Scale We Got To 4! :D

by LilMissBlondie August 17, 2009

Relationship ADD

A disease that is diagnosed when one can't stay in a casual dating situation with someone for more then a few weeks at a time. Symptons include extreme boredom, and constantly chasing prospective dates (who you later find to be boring and drop them).

I have so much Relationship ADD, i dumped by boyfriend after a month.

by Vanessa April 9, 2005

Relationship privilege

The benefit of having free flow of information between a person and their significant other, regardless of how confided that information may have been.

Jenny: "So tell me about how you're going to break up with your boyfriend"
Jane: "I only told Jake that! I am mad that you know!"
Jenny: "No, we have relationship privilege. You should've expected this"

by Jake Nesbit June 5, 2009

relationship fluffer

somebody that people like to sleep with, but wont date, because they dont want a relationship. the next perosn they sleep with however, they end up dating.

i wasnt ready for a relationship. then i met jen and she was the one.
caley and andrea were just relationship fluffers.

by pony "the relationship fluffer" May 26, 2008

Queer Platonic Relationship

A Queer Platonic Relationship or a QPR is a relationship that is neither inherently sexual, romantic or platonic, and was created by and for A-spec people (those with nonexisting to limited sexual/romantic attraction). Allosexuals/Alloromantics may also participate.

One in a QPR may do the following ;
- Kiss/ Not Kiss
-Hold hands/ Never hold hands
- Cuddle/ not cuddle
- Have kids/ Not have kids
- Live together/ Live seperatly
- marry/ not marry
- fuck/ not fuck

Baisically a list of checkboxes and custom made.

Quinn ; Why is she holding her hand? Is she gay?
Alice ; No they are just partners and signficant others.
Quinn ; Isn't that the same thing?
Alice ; No those terms can either refer to a romantic relationship or someone your in a Queer Platonic Relationship with.

by ElsaAro December 22, 2020