The process of impregnating your lady without actual intercourse. She's lays spread eagle in front of you while you masturbate. Once finished, you unload in your hand and proceed to throw your load on her.
My wife and I have practiced abstinence for the last 7 years.
Don't you have a 4 year old? How'd that happen?
Immaculate Reception!
Don't you have a 4 year old? How'd that happen?
Immaculate Reception!
by Red Bearded Stranger July 11, 2011
Get the Immaculate Reception mug.One who is a research assistant to a successful thrustologist . Someone, typically a female, that spends at least most of their day receiving dick and thus consuming absurd amounts of hot man chowder.
Mark: Dude, I've been banging this bitch everyday for the last month.
Kenny: Yeah, who hasn't given her a hard dicking.
Mark: For sure she is a cum receptionist.
Kenny: Yeah, who hasn't given her a hard dicking.
Mark: For sure she is a cum receptionist.
by Kenneth Peter June 6, 2009
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Recessionism is a political ideology that believes an economic recession would benefit the rich and powerful while harming the poor and average working class. This is because the wealthy and billionaires would be able to buy things cheaper while the working class would have to suffer more due to the loss of jobs. The recessionist believes that this will push the government to make the rich pay more taxes, thus making the economy better off and this is a form of economic socialism, which is a major part of the capitalist system. The recessionist believes that the economy will get better if the rich suffer more from losing their money and their jobs and that the economy will get worse if the rich get richer and lose fewer jobs.
This is because the average person is a capitalist and the recessionist believes that a capitalist is someone who is against the interests of the poor and the working class, thus making the rich and powerful even go bankrupt.
In 2011, Congress passed a bill that gave more money to the government and banks.
This bill was the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA) and this act was passed because the government and the banks were in trouble, due to the financial crisis and the recession. This act had some good effects, but it was also used as a way to redistribute wealth.
This is because the average person is a capitalist and the recessionist believes that a capitalist is someone who is against the interests of the poor and the working class, thus making the rich and powerful even go bankrupt.
In 2011, Congress passed a bill that gave more money to the government and banks.
This bill was the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA) and this act was passed because the government and the banks were in trouble, due to the financial crisis and the recession. This act had some good effects, but it was also used as a way to redistribute wealth.
by The Ferocious Whomper December 8, 2022
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by Cold Hard Justice. March 30, 2009
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by Paul Wallace May 13, 2008
Get the Recessintelligent mug.Describes a severe economic downturn that actually qualifies as a major depression (as far as the majority of the working classes can see), but that the government insists on calling a recession (to keep everyone from totally freaking out).
by DSa. April 23, 2010
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Proffering that consciousness is in front of human-time, as it exists in the future.
Proffering that consciousness is in front of human-time, as it exists in the future.
Precession is the assertion that consciousness is actually the structure of time, and it exists in the future.
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