monkey raped

When a party of African Americans stiff a server

Server 1: How did that 10 top of Canadians treat you?

Server 2: They asked for extra bread 3 times. They only had apps. They all drank water like they were stranded in a desert. Stayed for 3 hours after they were done eating. Separate checks. Half of them didn't tip. The other half left less than 10%

Server 1: Ouch! You just got monkey raped.

by DamnCanadian July 27, 2011

Face raped

Making out for more than five minutes to the point where your lips get chapped.

Boy Alex face raped girl Alex when they hung out.

by Sophia1815 November 20, 2018

Raype

When a man (or woman) with the first name "Ray" rapes someone.

The other day my dad Ray, Rayped me.

by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007

beast-raped

a)to look haggard
b)one who lets a dog sodomize them

a) "I was out drinking all night. I must look beast-raped right about now."

b) "The Beast-Raped Mother and Daughter"

by Baghdaddy April 23, 2006

Raped Togetherness

1. Being with one of your close friends while being raped.
2. Term of togetherness.

1. Morgyn: "I got raped last night."
Keegan: "I know, I was there dumbass. Raped Togetherness. Remember?"

2. Keegan: "Yeah, so last night I went out to go get raped."
Morgyn: "Without me?!? Whatever happened to raped togetherness?"

by Mintosbabe December 24, 2007

Rick Raped

To be "Rick Roll'd" while streaming videos three or more times in one sitting.

Guy 1: "Dude, I was trying to find that new College Humor video last night, but I got Rick Roll'd five times!"

Guy 2: "Jeez, you got Rick Raped."

by gentlemanthrash March 5, 2010

raped by a panda

the new pharse for jumped the shark since that pharse has itself jumped the shark
(named after a moment in the Simpsons episode "Homer vs Dignity" where Homer is raped by a panda which sparked the begining of the end of the show)

wow after season 5 the Sopranos got raped by a panda

by Jrue Starkiller-Esquire January 23, 2009