roflajo

rolling on floor laughing and jacking off
an action that one takes when there are told something hilarious while they are in the process of masturbating. I takes a lot of hand-eye coordination

Jon was watching 2 girls 1 cup when Henry told him a joke about minority's. Jon roflajo'd all over the place.

by uberchode69 May 2, 2008

RODFL

An acronym for "rolling on the dance floor laughing". Typically a stronger, but equally as often ill-used version of lol, while on the dance floor. A derived version of ROFL.

*dance *dance
that's a funny song rodfl

by brainmachine December 9, 2008

Roffelski

The Russian pronounciation of Roffel, which is the turning of ROFL into a word.

LOL LOL LOL!! DUDE THAT WAS SO FUNNY! ROFFELSKI! XD

by Mickeyshyloh July 9, 2009

Roffed

To be screwed over and have one's schedule ruined for the whole week.

We just got Roffed by that prima donna band.

by mad camp July 13, 2009

roflaomf

rofl all over my face!

Ali: (texting) OMG christian my birfday is tomorrow!

Christian: O shit i completely forgot ROFLAOMF!

Ali: You would forget... deck!?

by waflmasta October 27, 2009

roflated

To make somebody rofl

YOU JUST ROFLATED!!!!

by Rtzizzle March 2, 2010

ROFL RAPED

The act of embarassing, or destroying an opponent in a matter of contest, to the point where it is not only hilarious, but also painful and unwanted on the receiving end of said "ROFL RAPE".

Teammate 1: "Hey lets go"
Teammate 2: "alright!"
Teammate 2's Head explodes as a sniper shot is heard echoing, painting teammate 1 in brain jello.

Teammate 1: "JESUS CHRISTO, HE JUST GOT ROFL RAPED VIA .50 CAL!!!

by Exian Zero March 11, 2010