airport relatives

People you keep seeing on a trip involving air travel: at check-in, in the security line, at starbucks, waiting at the gate, sitting three rows ahead of you, waiting for baggage claim, etc

See that guy in the flowered shirt? He sat in front of me and farted the whole trip. Yea, I saw him fixing his carry-on with duct tape in the mens room. Are those salt stains on his sweatpants? I think so. Well, you can't choose your airport relatives

by Dave the mambo king June 4, 2010

Theory of relativeity

This is a comic reference to nepotism, the hiring of relatives.

It looks like the Hardings are practicing the theory of relativeity again!

by I, Wreckerrr February 10, 2021

Relatives tax

The money you put in a birthday card for a family member when you have been to lazy to buy a present

Ive got no money to go out drinking tonight because I had to pay relatives tax

by pseudonames July 4, 2009

Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity

Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.

Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."

Also see: Beer Goggles

by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010

relatives

People who are related to you, whether you like it or not.

I hate most of my dad's relatives. they're so mean to me.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Moral relativism

Moral relativism is the philosophy that there are no objective moral standards at any place or any time

Mark:Murder is objectively wrong

John:that's not true sometimes murder is morally justified

Mark:How?!
John: well in my moral relativism nothing is objectively right or wrong.

by The real Jester August 21, 2016

cultural relativism

The idea that a person's beliefs should not be used to judge another culture.

Person 1: That country is disgusting with their ritual baby murders, female genital mutalation, and torturing of innocent people.

Person 2: Man, you have no cultural relativism! Don't use your humanitarian values to judge another culture!

by jeffreykittens February 23, 2007