by NaviWinter December 24, 2019
Get the Wine n Rantmug. A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.
"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
by RantMerchant October 26, 2009
Get the rant merchantmug. 1. A long, detailed sarcastic rant used with the intent to insult the recipient. Such as used by Dr. Cox on the TV show Scrubs.
2. A sarcastic rant that is so long the recipient may lose interest and leave before it completes.
2. A sarcastic rant that is so long the recipient may lose interest and leave before it completes.
Person 1: Do you want me to list everything that I'd a higher priority than your request? *proceeds to list everything on their desk, open tab, and random things they saw on a TV show.
Recipient: Look, I don't have time for your Coxian Rant. You could have just said 'no'.
Recipient: Look, I don't have time for your Coxian Rant. You could have just said 'no'.
by AddyGrinl August 25, 2024
Get the coxian rantmug. by A Buzz Out Loud Listener October 26, 2007
Get the Molly Rantmug. When a recipe’s author goes off the rails peppering you with unimportant details when they post a recipe on their blog.
I just wanted to figure out how to make this, but I had to filter through their recipe rant to get what I needed.
by Fernacular November 9, 2021
Get the Recipe rantmug. by Bananahannah8 May 27, 2022
Get the Rantnessmug. So fat and he has so many fat rolls that it stinks so much like he literally has shit saints on his pants you are fat so Geary fat
by Pineapple peanut October 9, 2021
Get the Cole rantmug.