Preston, Maryland

Another tiny town on the Eastern Shore of Maryland. Preston is even smaller than Federalsburg. They have a whooping total of about 5 cops, and one stoplight. There's really no point in the stoplight, though. It's really dumb. Anyway, there's absolutely nothing to do in Preston. The only thing that goes on is the town carnival in the summer.

1. We've gone all over Preston, Maryland. There's nothing to do.

2. I know. Feel sorry for me. I have to live here.

1. Oh trust me. I do.

2. Thanks.

1. What's with there only being one stoplight in town, though?

2. I don't know, but it's right retarded if you ask me.

by XxNikafaxX June 1, 2012

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Presto and Chill

The cheap Australian's version of Netflix and Chill for those that can't afford Netflix and must settle for Presto's 'slightly less limited' viewing material.

Aussie Bloke: Ay love. You up for some classy Presto and Chill?
Aussie Sheila: Bby pls. What are we watching?
Aussie Bloke: Nothing.

by Mephisto P. Heles January 21, 2016

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