Pretend as though

Endeavor to behave as though. Variation of act like.

Ben: George is gonna score Molly.

Richard: Pretend as though

by aman13isbetterthanu April 13, 2010

I pretend I do not see

When something bad or something that must be kept a secret happens you pretend you didn’t see it at all.

girl a: *kicks man in da balls*
teacher: *turns around as if she did not see cause man deserved that shit*
also teacher: “I pretend I do not see”

by penis enlargement serum December 28, 2020

playing pretend daddy

when a man is staying up with a woman who has children and is only there to get some and has no intention of being a father figure.

He is stayin there playing pretend Daddy, even though he has no intense in her children

by Julie Garcia October 3, 2007

Pretendonitis

What retarded people use as an excuse to get out of doing any kind of physical activity or therapy

“Sorry coach, I have a severe case of pretendonitis so I CAN’T play dodgeball!”

by Spikethemad712 May 24, 2018

pretend boss

someone who thinks they run stuff but they really don't run anything . they like to act like they rule but they don't. they're usually smart but not in the good way .

That man chris is always being a pretend boss , when he doesn't run anything

by tammy eggert March 6, 2017

Pretendo 69

Terminology apparently used by Sony 'trollls' during the late 1990's as an insult to the Nintendo 64.

The Pretendo 69 is total ass, it ain't got shit on the Playstation!

Joe: "In response to all the the Sony trollls who call the Nintendo 64 the Pretendo 69, I urge everyone who's sick of this to refer to the Sony Playstation as the Phony Playshitstation

by TractorJacked November 5, 2022

Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt

the shittiest episode of any show ever!

Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.

by azBowls January 6, 2021