precaming

The art of edging or fluffing; in the bathroom or separate room; prior to bumpin’uglies

I was about to get down with this hot girl; and since it has been a while, I went to the bathroom for some precaming to get ready for the long haul.

by FuckeRhi September 7, 2020

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Precautionary Pee

A precautionary pee is when you go to the bathroom to avoid a possible stop that is less convenient later down the road.

Him: Hey - we're about to pass a rest stop. Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Me: I don't think so - stop anyways, I'll take a precautionary pee.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

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procaptaintiger

A cucumber. She is very rude and also short. 🙄 Feel free to eat her.

Do you see that short cucumber over there? She must me a procaptaintiger....

by Etora October 15, 2020

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You did good in algebra 2 and algebra 1 and never took geometry cause god knows why tf that is so now you go into this class as honors not knowing what the fuck precalculus even is until you step into it and within 2 weeks you're already so fucking confused on it. This class is full of angels and random numbers put together that only mathematicians are gonna need in life. It's based off of trigonometry and just full of numbers that are multiplied by itself and next thing you know after their squared you have to put em into a fraction which then turns into a square root based off a faction and then you have to find x and y.

Algebra 2 was easy af I got a 100 3rd quarter lemme

*sees precalculus* I wonder what this class is

Junior year: What.The.Fuck.

by Xonkru October 20, 2020

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