Poonage

The Act of Giving/Receiving Poon

"She's going to give me poonage"

by Andy So. February 2, 2008

poonapple

An unusually coarsly-haired vagina, sometimes with the hair growing into the labial gap.

My dick kept getting scratched and chafed by her poonapple.

by P. Lucho July 19, 2004

Poonayonaise

the vagina of a girl, usually a stranger (as in, "chasin' strange"), wherin the potential exists to score entry into said vaginal canal.

"Dude, I feel like goin' out to the bar tonight and scorin' a nice big fat jar o' tasty poonayonaise. I'm talkin' Miracle Whip skank, beyatch"

by Skot LeRock April 28, 2006

Latitudinal Poonal Drift

The phenomena where as latitude moves toward 0 degrees, poon increases exponentially in quantity and most notably, quality. Hot bitches raised in frigid arctic wastelands move toward tropical equatorial regions upon reaching sexual maturity. This leaves a disproportianate ratio of dudes to chicks in arctic environments, resulting in frequent man circuises and sausage fests. This results in an abnormally high number of cases of poonitis {see poonitis}. In regions above the artic circle this effect is so strong that entire villages will exist without a single female. This results in a prison type situation where men begin to pork one another in the ass. The other effect of this phenomena is that regions such as California have a disproportionately high number of hot bitches compared to men.

"Yeah man Lexi left for Miami last week."

"God damn we lost another hot bitch to Latitudinal Poonal Drift."

by Yoge and Spanky February 27, 2008

poonany

A derivation of Pooty; it is the vaginal region of a woman, or little girl, you sick retartds, where often times a males reproductive gland is to be inserted for pleasure.

Strip club DJ: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10.
Bartender: uhh, 7?
Strip Club DJ: POONANY!!!

by RevStan December 10, 2003

poonanny whipped

Not being able to think for ones self. Inability to make decisions without the consent of your wife. Not being able to stand up and take charge. Sackless, Pantless. Only found when the male in a relationship is not allowed to think for himself. Even simply decisions like when and where to piss are controlled by the one with the poonanny (vagina).

Josh Connell is so poonanny whipped that his wife Carrie said he can't go to the truckpull with us this weekend, what a skirt wearing bitch he is!

by Biginuf2500 July 1, 2007

Poonany

Another word for vagina

Girl, that poonany don't smell too good

by Bambookitten April 22, 2016