poaches

Illiterate term used for common household insects, also known as cockroaches.

"Aaron, your shoes are attracting poaches."

by oxycodiene June 25, 2008

Slapper poach

When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.

"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'

by AnonM April 25, 2008

Poach

To always be poaching on a player. Showing up to the party with no blunts , bottles , or bitches and tryna poach on mines.

“ that fool be living that poach life. He’s hella stingy . Tell him put 5 on it or stay at his own house “

by HellaDopeName October 29, 2020

Poaching

Is a morally questionable seduction strategy, where a man pretends to be gay to get women attracted to him, and then pretends to be bisexual to fuck his "besties". Most effective on blonde white women.

Dale: weve been besties for a long time now, but I think your making me question my gayness

Jaquelyn: ohmagaw that's soooo fuckin hawt breed me now
Dale: (internally) "poaching is amazing"

by Gordenmastur May 19, 2024

Poached Colon

Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.

Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.

by Typewriter '79 February 20, 2022

ancient world poach

when the government discourages popular blacks from starting families with popular people of the ancient world or their exes to promote white superiority.

Blacks are the richest and most attractive minorities but the ancient world poach was made to try to disassociate blacks from the Bible.

by Coop Dupe August 20, 2020

Poach

A word used by Fancy Developers to sound smart when describing an agreement with a neighboring tenant.

Fancy Eric seems to think Wal-Mart will agree to a POACH Parking agreement

by 2XSecretProbation March 3, 2021