Penthouser

To defecate inside a swamp cooler (usually located on the roof of homes in the Southwest).

Dude, I just left a penthouser over at Dave's place.

by whcgonzo July 8, 2012

penther

Describing something (normally clothes or colours) that are aesthetically or physically calming or soft to touch

That painting is so calming. It's very penther.

by Hugh Wards March 25, 2017

penthouse lizard

High end lot lizard.

She isn't a cheap prostitute like the rest of the lot lizards; she's a penthouse lizard.

by Tibby504 November 17, 2017

Penishead

A dickhead but less vulgar. Can also be used to balance out the vulgar language used.

You fucking penishead

by notreallyyouraverageguy January 27, 2019

Penitary

Place of imprisonment for criminals, shorten term for penitentiary.

I'd rather do 10 in the penitary than eat 2 buckets of cow shit.

by MoB NaaN March 23, 2022

Penitini

Where you want to make a statement with a great cocktail with your wife or girlfriend. Mix up 1 shot vodka, 1/2hot vermouth, 1 tsp olive brine. Shake with crushed ice. Whip out your cock and straddle over glass whilst pouring mixture.

Pour must be done in the presence of your significant other for full effect. Options are to dip cock into the drink and serve drops to partner.

My wife asked for a special cocktail, she said surprise me. I asked if she ever had a REAL cocktail, no she said so I proceeded to engage her with a Penitini.

by SkeletorTX August 23, 2022

Pemith

He is a short fatass, with a receding hairline that is the butt of every joke

Damm that guy is definitely a Pemith

by anonymous August 25, 2022