facebook "poking"

1. Act of flirtation between a poker and a pokee.
2. Sexual innuendo for having sex

Example 1: Hey me and this cute chick are facebook "poking" each other right now. Think she likes me?

Example 2: Hey that cute chick I'm always talking about is getting some facebook "poking" by me, if you know what I mean. She wants to keep "poking" me.

by PNDA December 21, 2010

Poking my scrotum

"Your having a laugh"
"Your kidding me!"
In reference to one prodding anothers testicular region

"Really?!?, now way youre poking my scrotum!?!"

by Ainsley100 May 29, 2009

Poking the Beehive

Intentionally bent on causing trouble regardless of the consequences.

I think we should stay out of the Middle East. We're only poking the Beehive.

George Bush is a jackass. He treats the beehive like it's a piñata.

by Tumbleweed April 10, 2004

local poking post

a girl(or guy) that is known to be extremely easy and is receptive to depraved acts like rimjobs and ass to mouth. they are typically reputed to have every cock in town stuck in every opening on their body at least once.

candice leigh price is an example of a local poking post

by josh younggayblood February 14, 2008

lemon-poking

The act of juicing a lemon with an erect penus.

After Mike was done lemon-poking, he opened a lemonade stand.

by Sokolov September 21, 2008

Peeking Indian

A Peeking Indian is a condition of the penis where it's so small that only the head can be seen peeking through the bush.

Guy 1: Holy shit! That guy's penis is so tiny! What the fuck is that? Oh my God, there's something looking at us!

Guy 2: What the hell is that?!

And Peeking Indian was born.

by Mike Squared November 4, 2009

Puking rainbows

Something is so beatifuly amazing that you stare with open mouth.

Wow, I'm puking rainbows.

by falun dafa hao October 17, 2015