A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.
“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”
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A straight girl who is pretending to be a lesbian. Pretendbians are usually doing this for cool points because being a lesbian becomes hip amongst their peers.
A straight girl who is pretending to be a lesbian. Pretendbians are usually doing this for cool points because being a lesbian becomes hip amongst their peers.
by Brick Wall Brick Wall February 9, 2012
Get the Pretendbian mug.A kid between ages 11-14. Kids this age are typically in middle school. Other words for preteen are tween/young teen/early teen.
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(Block this person on all social media).
(Block this person on all social media).
by j4cobi September 30, 2020
Get the You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety mug.Situations when preteens are acting serious about relationships, try to yell PRETEEN MOMENTS! whenever u see it
Preteen one: Dude, i think u should ask her out
Preteen two: You think so?
Random Guy: PRETEEN MOMENTS!
Preteen two: You think so?
Random Guy: PRETEEN MOMENTS!
by catmann5418 October 23, 2007
Get the preteen moments mug.Annoying little kids who try to act older and hang out with older kids because they think the older kids like them when they really just feel sorry for them. Ages 10-12.
1. Pre-teen girl - Sometimes a tramp, or a wannabe, that acts a certain way to get attention from others. They talk about how they think older guys are hott and how the older guys flirt with them because they think they are older than their age. Someone who TyPeS LikE THiS.
2. Pre-teen boy- A wannabe, or a self-centered loser who lacks intelligence, the way they type is very annoying and hard to read. They like to go after older girls because they really dig themselves in. They talk about how big their "cock" is when everyone knows their dicks are tiny. They also talk about how they get to say up late and get to go to places.
Annoying. That's why I hate kids that age these days. Maybe if you went back like 6-4 yrs. ago, than it would be different, but it wouldn't be now.
1. Pre-teen girl - Sometimes a tramp, or a wannabe, that acts a certain way to get attention from others. They talk about how they think older guys are hott and how the older guys flirt with them because they think they are older than their age. Someone who TyPeS LikE THiS.
2. Pre-teen boy- A wannabe, or a self-centered loser who lacks intelligence, the way they type is very annoying and hard to read. They like to go after older girls because they really dig themselves in. They talk about how big their "cock" is when everyone knows their dicks are tiny. They also talk about how they get to say up late and get to go to places.
Annoying. That's why I hate kids that age these days. Maybe if you went back like 6-4 yrs. ago, than it would be different, but it wouldn't be now.
Pre-teen girl: LiKe OMg!!!1!!!1, thIs HIGh ScHooL BoY AsKED Me OUt!!!!11 I AM ExiCted. Tooooo BaD HE DoEsN'T KnOw ThAt I AM 12. HAhaHAhAhAHa.
Pre-teen boy: Yo motherfuker, your momma is so fat, that she can't even stand on her bed without making it collapse.
Paedophile (someone who is attracted to underage people): Oooh look over there, I see a very underage girl who has caught my attention, I have found out that she uses chatrooms, so I am going to got on the chat site she uses and pretend to be another preteen.
Me or someone with intelligence: Fucking little kids really need lives. The paedophiles are going to have fun with you guys.
Pre-teen boy: Yo motherfuker, your momma is so fat, that she can't even stand on her bed without making it collapse.
Paedophile (someone who is attracted to underage people): Oooh look over there, I see a very underage girl who has caught my attention, I have found out that she uses chatrooms, so I am going to got on the chat site she uses and pretend to be another preteen.
Me or someone with intelligence: Fucking little kids really need lives. The paedophiles are going to have fun with you guys.
by AwesomeXCore April 6, 2007
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