Porno Poo

The art of having to get naked everytime you take a shit, taking all your clothes off so they don't smell.

Friend A: "Where've you been?"
Friend B: "Just been for a porno poo"

by Super S-Dog November 25, 2010

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Porno stage

The time period or span, (Usually starting at the age of 12 for most men) when one starts to watch porn regularly for a few years then usually dies down to occasional porn viewing.

I started my Porno stage when I was eleven and ended when I was thirteen.

by Mother animal July 14, 2010

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porno hand

Having a wank.
See Jerking Off, Bashing one out etc.
Has to be said in the right context.
Having a wank = Got your porno hand out.
Often used whilst watching porn.

Liam: Hey you there? Why aren't you talking?
Dave: Hang on I've got my porno hand out!

Andrew: I had my porno hand out three times today!

by Andrew Jones October 17, 2004

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porno joint

a place where sexual favors are commited, where prostitutes work

Peter went to the local porno joint to get his sexual fix.

by duarte December 10, 2006

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porno star

Any person who performs a sexual act on camera.

LorrAINIAC of KSEXradio.com is a porno star because she masturbated, gave and received oral, used a vibrator, and received a drill-do on live net radio. She still denies that she is a porno star.

by machoman_250 October 18, 2007

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