5 Centimeters Per Second

2007 Japanese animated movie drama about time and love. Basically the Japanese version of The Notebook.

"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."
Did you cry while watching 5 Centimeters Per Second?
by ThreeLeafIvy November 24, 2007
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88 miles per hour

1) the speed at which a flux capacitor kicks your time-traveling ass through time
2) something that allows you to see some serious shit
James- "Dude, I just crammed 23 M-80s into that mailbox!"
KAPLOOEY!!!
Maurice- "Man, that was freakin 88 miles per hour!"
James- "...What?"
by Suburban_Informant April 14, 2006
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A person, whose only goal is to inflict hatred and chaos. This person has gone through a traumatic childhood with little to no love and/or revue parties. Thus resulting in him becoming a sad little man with big dreams and no talent whatsoever.

If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.
Did you hear what Hitler did to the Jews? That's such a Per Christian Selmer-Andersen move.
by Lyng på en dum ting March 25, 2022
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pay per view

A fist fight that is actally free and will probably never be aired on television because it's just a couple of drunk losers about to beat eachother up outside the bar on a friday night.
Randy shagged Jeffs girlfriend at the party last night so I'm expecting the pay per view to be sometime this week.
by Rontastic July 30, 2006
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Dick-feet per minute

A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:

D = (L * P) / T

Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.
"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."

Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.
by rojodojo August 19, 2014
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Free Per View

a fight takes place in public and people that you would least likely be there begin to watch in entertainment.
HooooLLLyyy Shit Grandma Look at those two Fuckers Going at it , all right grandson looks like we found us some

"FREE PER VIEW"
by MapQua January 10, 2010
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As per my previous email

Read your fucking emails, you lazy, illiterate cunt!
"As per my previous email, where I very clearly explained exactly what you just asked me yet again, read you fucking emails, you lazy, illiterate cunt!
by Negative The Creep June 29, 2018
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