one's and two's

to keep something hush-hush; keep on the down low

Let's keep this on the one's and two's

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

two for one

When you have two really good pussies and you have one big cock!

Both of you bent over the table I'll do the job therefore you have two for one

by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018

Two Girls One Cup

A cute little movie (meant for kids) about the two girls who are besties that go through a wicked wild experience when. They basically have to replace their cup before they get in big trouble by their parents. They find themselves on this journey, and this makes their friendship stronger.

Hey man, you should show your kid Two Girls One Cup. He loved it!

by Jackfatheroftwo May 15, 2022

"two for one"

Also known as the shart

Laying on the couch after a wild night of partying, Shawn couldn't imagine things getting any better. While trying to squeeze out an sbd, a steady stream of liquid shit sweetened things right up to a "two for one" deal.

by jessea April 5, 2006

Reverse Two in one

A sexual position carried out buy inserting your testicles into a girls vagina then in turn jerking it on her belly button.

last night i gave a girl another set of ovaries , im telling ya man , the Reverse Two in one fucking hurts

by Haprat January 24, 2011

two point one

Satisfactory mark at University. Enough to get a job and live, and shit, and stuff.

"I rather preffer a Two Point One instead of a First-class degree"

by StreetMutt March 19, 2015

Two girls one cup

A horrid video back in 2013 where two girls( who were lesbian) first started kissing, but the video became disturbing when they peed and pooped into one cup and drank it and spit it back into each others mouth, hence the name "Two girls one cup"

"Bruh, did you see Two Girls One Cup?"

by Syfxn July 2, 2021