Because I said so

An annoying term mostly used by parents when they don’t want their kid oing something that’s perfectly fine but the parent has no logical explanation why they don’t want them doing it, but doesn’t want to admit it

John: mom shook is done and billies my only rid

Mom: no your not going with billy

John: Why the hell not?

Mom: BECAUSE I SAID SO

John: THATS NOT AN ANSWER

Mom: I’ll be there to pick you up in 45 —beep—

John: WHAT THE FUCK!

by Xidiocyx June 18, 2020

because you touch yourself at night

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003

Its just because we care

An overused term you can use to justify being overbearing, bossy, controlling or rude.

Street Preacher: HINDUS, GAYS, MUSLIMS, FEMINIST WILL BURN IN HELL IF THEY DONT CHANGE.
Random person: Look shut up. Why dont you stop harassing everyone?
Street Preacher: Its just Because we care
RP: That again?

Evan: Why do you keep meddling in my life? I can take care of myself. I dont need you telling me which way to pee.
Nick: Its just because I care

Selena: Man this teacher gives me so much homework, that I am spending all evening and weekend doing homework. I have a life.
Irene: Its just because she cares.

by Auntieroger121 June 9, 2011

Because I'm Rick James, bitch!

"I'm Rick James, bitch!" is a phrase made popular by Dave Chappelle through some hilarious sketches. Someone added because to the beginning, and now "Because I'm Rick James, bitch!" is an explanation for anything.

Teacher: Why did you give me an apple with a fishhook in it?
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>

Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!

Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!

by grey July 24, 2004

JC Pennys is here because of me!

A way to show that you are powerful. A way to win an argument, or show superiority.

Hell I brought the photomat, the 7-11. JC Pennys is here because of me!

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

Because you touch yourself at night!

One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

Because you touch youself at night!

by AndyAML July 30, 2003

because i can and its free

A phrase used by Nexon, advertising the game MapleStory. Now its just overused, ridiculing (sp?) the company. Hilarious.

Police officer: Why did you kill this young and innocent child??
Killer: Because I can, and its free!

MageGuy123456: y the hell do u keep ksing me? D=<
xXxn4ruT0b011111xxxx: becuz i can and itz free!!!

Person: Whats with you guys and that lame Maplestory commercial?
Nexon: Because I can and its free! (play or dai)

by Disclaimed October 22, 2007