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No Nut November

The annual ritual that every man must participate during the month of November. The rules are simple:

-You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form.
-Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can’t nut.
-You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then consider yourself out.
-You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you’re out.
-There are no No Nut November passes
-If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Recommended).
-Look, man, just don’t nut in 30 days.
Girl: Hey, you wanna go crazy tonight? ;)
Guy: Can't, I'm participating in NNN.
Girl: OMG, you don't want to have sex with me because you're doing that stupid internet challenge?! We're through!
Guy: Ok, ok, OK FINE! I'll make you go crazy, we can start from the top!
He later lost No Nut November that night.
by King Phil Swift November 9, 2021
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No Nut November

No Nut November starts on November 1st and ends on November 30th
In No Nut November all men are challenged to not 'nut' for the the entire month of November
If a man was to fail bad things would happen to him
I survived No Nut November so I'm gonna beat the meat all December
You failed No Nut November bad things will happen
by Bub144246 December 8, 2022
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Only Nut November

The opposite of No Nut November. In this challenge you have to nut once or twice a day.
Have you participated in Only Nut November?
Isn't No Nut November?
Nope it's Only Nut November
by Curiosity's November 28, 2023
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No nut November

A racist fascist holiday invented by conservatives. Its racist because i say so. I think that we should all fap at least twice a day. There are many good things about fapping. Im anti masculine.
Fuck conservatives and no nut November racisf fascist asshole
by Oral Anul November 1, 2021
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No Nut November

No Nut November (a challenge that had started in November 2011) is the worst time for anyman and woman to experience during November. Within the challenge, you have to go throughout the whole month without ejaculating or else you fail and are declared a "loser" to everyone ever.
Bob: Man No Nut November sucks.
Joe: Yeah man, good thing I let it out yesterday!
Bob:...Joe, November started two days ago, you fucking loser.
by hibuds November 6, 2023
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No nut november

There are two vertions of this challenge. Originaly the individual can have sex with his partner, bur he can't masturbate for the whole month of november.
There a new version who take litteraly the name of the challenge , so you can't "bust-a-nut" (ejaculate) even if you have sex with your partner.

There is untold rule in the original version: "if you fail the no-nut, pegging it's what you got". This rule was ignorate for the too many failing, but tecnicaly it's still valid.
A:"oh man, i failed the no nut november!"
B"now your girlfriend has to fuck your ass, man!"
by URBAN A November 3, 2018
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No Nut November

A challenge guys participate in during the month of November. It entails the participant to not ejaculate or have sex.
Johnny: yo did you fail No Nut November yet?

Chad: yeah bro I busted last week
by phub69 November 20, 2021
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