Neal

When someone is so horny they start simping and doing unimaginable things to get the attention of the one they are simping for

1: Yo man Elizabeth Olsen is so hot she is mommy material

2: Stop being a Neal

by Nealblue September 6, 2021

Neal's nook

The creepy janitors closet in a school near you. Mostly always has a janitor named Neal working there. Strawberry yogurt is often found there because his pet mollusk loves it.

"Hey Jon, lets go to Neal's Nook!"
" No man, his mollusk is probably eating in there! It's creepy!"

by Hank Thomas August 22, 2016

James Neal's Disease

The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals

He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease

by WomanLover69 November 18, 2018

neal jp

Sexy MoFo! I want to lick him.

The NEal JP Fan Club!

by Neal LOVER December 10, 2003

Austin Neal

He Has STDS

hes Austin Neal

by iziudau November 5, 2019

jason neale

the sexiest man in the world with everything but a one inch wonder

women 1: look its Jason Neale
women 2: omg hes so sexy

by Little jones June 22, 2021

joshua neale

A person who is sexually attracted to 5 year old boys. Normally hiding in a corner of the co-op trying to see if he can give your balls a little tickle

Person 1: Who's dat chavvy over dere?
Person 2: Joshua Neale

Person 1: Quick! Run!

by KuKluxLover69 April 28, 2022