Nerd Seatbelt

1. (noun) the buckling strap that connects the left- and right-shoulder straps on a backpack.

He strode confidently into class, purposefully unbuckling his nerd seatbelt with one hand.

by OUtlET December 29, 2005

Hot nerd

A really really ridiculously good looking person who is smart and can rock a pair of glasses like no other

DAAAAAAANG look at those new glasses...he's such a hot nerd

by Hi.hi.hello March 4, 2016

dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005

nerdsploitation

the exploitation of nerds by producers of nerd-oriented films, books, or television shows.

You know none of the actors or producers of The Big Bang Theory are nerds. That show is nothing but pure nerdsploitation.

by Fabulist April 9, 2012

special needs cannon

A technique honed by the ultimate retard, upon which you put 2 fingers on your forehead, and begin to charge your energy by screaming a random number (Like "107") and then firing a beam of pure chromosomial energy out of your fingers.

That tard is definitely gonna special needs cannon the next person to annoy him

by Bardootx3 May 9, 2018

He needs some milk

A phrase you say when somebody gets hurt/injured.

(Guy falls on his face)
You: He needs some milk!

by Dash180 April 3, 2016

Urb-nerd

A pasty-faced geek, with few or no social skills that has nothing better to do with his time than waste his life defining every possible instance of internet shorthand known to man on Urban dictionary.com, for no reason other than the fact that he likes to see his geeky screen-name posted all over the internet.

Wow, I was on Urban dictionary.com the other day and I had to hunt through thousands of Urb-nerd entries to find anything that made sense

by Jim Garcia aka SkanMan July 4, 2007