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number rape 

when an undesirable individual takes your phone without asking and acquires your number by calling or texting themselves from your phone. Please remember that this is done without your permission. Sometimes the number rapist will call or text the victim the following day, often implying that the number was given with mutual consent.
Ew, that ugly guy totally number raped me at the game last night.
number rape by mea2012 September 20, 2010

Number Four 

Taken from a movie or show that i cant remember, A number four is where two people simultaneously shit together, whilst holding hands.
Gary : Me and sean did a number four together
Luke : Seriously... how?
Gary : We took a shit in the town toilets and held hands under the cubicles
Luke : Oh God.
Number Four by LukeG33 January 18, 2011

Number 3 

The act of making thick in the warm / doing sex on a lady / putting your choo choo train in a womans tunnel
Im gonna make sex on a lady and number 3 in her warm
Number 3 by ToppingPilot20 November 7, 2020

Number 45 

Number 45 refers to the 45th President of the United States of America and who shall remain nameless for the the purposes of this definition. He is an ugly, corrupt, racist bastard who belongs in prison.
Journalist 1: Oh Christ, I'm not going to have a good day today.
Journalist 2: Why?
Journalist 1: My editor's just told me I have to go to the Whitehouse because Number 45 is giving a press conference.
Journalist 2: Whoa, that's some heavy shit right there. Good luck, dude.
Number 45 by Minderbinder October 21, 2020

Number one star 

When something is horrible, or is just bad. Originating from Australian TV show Roary, was introduced to the world by Australian celebrity D.Hayes.
Number one star by Mr.Rex October 20, 2008

number 1 asshole

One of your very good friends that will say what he is thinking at any moment in time. Often, his name is Bobby.
You can’t be a number 1 asshole. The slot is already taken by Bobby.
number 1 asshole by Trex1980 June 24, 2018