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mojo fail 

a failure that, while possibly excusable, creates such a bad energy or reputation that the entity in question must take the blame anyway, often severely
Even though it came out later that Cody Parkey's infamous "double-doink" field-goal miss had in fact been tipped, the whole thing was such a mojo fail that the Bears released him and no other team wanted to touch him.

"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."
mojo fail by phraseo February 4, 2020
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mojo suzuki 

Dude mojo is just so epic mojo suzuki suzuzuzu
mojo suzuki by not mojoo April 22, 2021
The craziest mothafuka out there. But alot calmer since the penitentiary days behind him. One of the funniest craziest people that has ever lived. Getting head by ur bitch at the Mc.Donalds drive while robbin the cashier.
Mojo Mo: bitch put the money in the bag, bitch don't stop suckn it's only the drive thru
Mojo Mo by RightNowRN February 2, 2024

Mojo Hand 

A Mojo Hand is a Dried Monkey’s Paw. It looks like a miniature Human Hand. You can hold it by its wrist and point it at the one you want to influence (good or bad).
Goin’ down to Loosiana, gonna buy me a Mojo Hand, I’m gonna fix my woman, she’s been runnin’ round with another man!
Mojo Hand by anonymous April 5, 2024

Mojo Maroon’s 

also referred to as “Mojo’s” or “Jo’s”, it is your destination for the typical degenerate. Shitty liquor drinks and shitters flock by the hundreds. An excellent place to get black out and sack some turdass. Hail State. Fuck Ole Miss.
bro i just bombed my final, lets go get black out at Mojo Maroon’s.

MoJo margarita

When your girl wears leather pants to a hot concert making her downtown and savory when you go down on her.
I can’t wait to have a MoJo Margarita after the show tonight.
MoJo margarita by infinitystwin February 24, 2026