MODESTO

Short,Gay, bald individual that is fast approaching middle age.

Mini me is a Modesto from Austin Powers.

by Tadghzsdfbsd February 7, 2007

Modesto heybuddy

A close cousin of the Stockton heybuddy. Also a method of greeting someone in the 209 by shoving the middle finger in someone's face. This maneuver is often performed with both hands. It differs from its Stockton cousin in that the person administering it is often literate, and, in many cases employed.

I saw a tweaker looking in my neighbor's garage, so I pushed him off his bike, and gave him the old Modesto heybuddy before kicking him in the face.

by Biermann Z January 26, 2011

modest mouse

A band that's a one-hit wonder. Their only good and only popular song was "Float On". How ironic that after releasing a song called "Float On", they subsequently proceeded to "Float Off" the public's eye.

Hey, whatever happened to that stupid-name band with that one catchy song ? Oh, you mean modest mouse ?

by TMRM December 28, 2005

Modest Lipstick

Lipstick that doesn't come off on the dick that you're sucking.

It's a good thing Mary was wearing modest lipstick today, I don't want lipstick stains on my favorite boxers.

by Jickets January 25, 2016

Modester

the feeling one gets when they are acting in a modestic manner

Why is Thabie being such a modester today

by 🌚blackmoonfacelover89 August 16, 2016

modesto

A man with a little chubby

Man that guy last night must've been a Modesto.

by Boninf70 March 30, 2017

modiesty

This girl is just amazing if she leaves u she will make u want to get back with her because she is so great she is cute funny crazy and all she can make u laugh cry and give u all the time in the world she will ask u if anything is wrong and take care of it she is a boss ass bitch and she will keep it that way people be fake to her like they said she had poop stains but she will tell u to stop or make u and she will cut any one of like she did me but she has so faults she will go back to people that she know is not her friend and hang with them but I will that she did not even tho she blocked me on ig I still wish her the be and me and her got into a fight and ever since I never could tell her how sorry I was.

Modiesty is the best girl ever

by Modiesty January 9, 2019