Open Casket Material

A witty and sarcastic way to describe beauty. Often used in its negative form (she ain't open casket material) meaning having (or not) a presentable look.

Look at that girl, she's open casket material. But her boyfriend I would close the casket on him.

by Chomskian December 17, 2008

Matej Matevski

the people who have the disease of the Matej Matevski, suffer from Tilting and leaving discord calls, they tend to play a lot of fornite even though it is a dead game, and they also suffer from the Travis Scott stunt double syndrome. The thing that causes Matej Matevski is that early on in life they usually play League of Legends on 55 inch TVs.

Unrenkit14 znaes Matej Matevski kreten eden

by WellManneredBlokeEmir October 11, 2020

shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

Cork it mate

When someone needs to shut the fuck up.

Jim: Greeting!
Bob: Cork it mate!
Jim: Godammit bob why do you need to be like this.
Bob: I just got a motherfucking vasectomy.

by Kobe'sShort January 15, 2017

Not a sniff in the bizzle mate

Taunt, towards your adversary, after you have bested him in any engagement, be it sporting or otherwise.

After rinsing Dan the chopper at football, Jon turned and said 'Not a sniff in the bizzle mate.' He then proceeded to kick seven shades of bizzle out of him.

by Jimboooooo May 11, 2009

materialism

1. A philosophy that holds that everything that exists is made of matter. (see also metaphysical naturalism)

2. The belief that material wealth is the greatest good. (see also objectivism)

1. "It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their visions and hallucinations too seriously." --H.L. Mencken

2. "It is preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else, that prevents us from living freely and nobly." --Thoreau

by spline December 25, 2007

Boyfriend Material

Kim Namjoon is the embodiment of Boyfriend Material and nobody can argue otherwise.

Anti: ew this namjook guy is gross

An Intellectual: uhm, no, you see his sweater? Thats boyfriend material right there.

by sopestan December 21, 2018