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mountain biking

Todays golf for the middle class with too much money (10 grand bikes, 20 grand cars).
I used to play golf now I go mountain biking instead.
by puresalt December 20, 2021
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Mountain Brook, Alabama

A nice suburb outside of Birmingham, Alabama. Mountain Brook has an economy slightly higher than surrounding areas, ok a lot higher. The ongoing stereotype is that everyone who goes to Mountain Brook is considered a "Brookie" or someone who feeds off of Daddy's money and does drugs because there is nothing better to do. However, just because Daddy went to college, worked hard, and was successful, doesn't give the right for other people to immediately judge their kids into being "rich" boys or girls. There are some assholes and douchebags at the school, but they are devastatingly overpowered by the smart, and incredibly nice people. Mountain Brook has an incredible school structure and a community full of nice people. Unfortunately, the ongoing stereotype of Mountain Brook will continue, as the assholes who hate them will keep at their game until they decide to go drink and screw the nearest slice of booty. And while you are trashing Mountain Brook, remember this, good people live there, and they will amount to better things without the use of money.
"Hey those Mountain Brook kids have so much money, they probably never worked a day in their life!"
"You got that right, now let's skip school so we can drink&drive while we have sex with our girlfriends who aren't sluts, cause only sluts come from Mountain Brook! hyuck hyuck hyuck!"

Mountain Brook, Alabama, the Beverly Hills of Alabama. Lies, Beverly Hills is in California idiots, and there sure as hell wouldn't be one in Alabama.
by pimphandrespect February 25, 2010
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Mountain Lion

A Cougar past its prime. But still ferocious. An elderly woman who secretly chases after the friends of her grandson. Well past menopause but somehow has still maintained that eerie sex drive and is unappologetic in voicing her sex advice, advances and wisdom to her friends and family.

With the advent of Cialis and Viagra, and other ED drugs it has brought to the forefront the truth that not only do older men way past their prime still maintain unusally high libido but their older, pastier counterparts do as well.
Dude, why does your grandma keep asking me if I want more milk and cookies? Watch out, bro, She's a mountain lion.
by Sir Gaga June 1, 2009
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mountain dew pitch black

man this new mountain dew is only out to halloween that sux the wang chung
by weedboy September 22, 2004
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mountain flakes

A cereal made by the great wall rejects(mien people)
Basically it has a tiger and a mountain on the cereal box
Supposedly it claimed that for every box you buy, mien people will stop living in caves and also stop eating tigers on a daily basis
Mountain Flakes sounds like an unique cereal
by cheaaaaaa micheal jackson January 6, 2008
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mountain view

A city in the southern Bay Area, rated top 10 in High Times. Holds some of the best schools in the country. Mountain View High School rated #1 in California, where even the dumbest are smarter than you. Where kids ain't scared to throw down. Home to some of the American's biggest companies. 30 minutes from the beach. Lot of rich people.
Some bad ass fools reside in Mountain View.
I feel too powerful, let's go to Mountain View to feel inferior.
Everyone's down for whateva in Mountain View.
by Heeella April 19, 2006
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