microbiotic

Teeny-tiny stuff that is alive.

Lots of plankton is microbiotic.

by Definition of Urban Dictionary January 20, 2016

Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.

"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"

by A Collection of Satanists October 9, 2017

Microphone Head

Look at the top of your head.

Dis Bois head is a microphone head.

by Bottletop69 May 28, 2018

Microhod

Hod slang for anything specific to the king of all hods, Microhod is the one who micro manages everything that everyone is doing, from the time that they punch in to when they take their lunch even when they finish and clock out leaving zero room for error. This person typically has a micropenis

Yo microhod lay off my punches

by Bustincider December 31, 2019

Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.

Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war

by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020

microhoe

A tiny hoe with a little penis.
He's cute though

Microhoe you hoe, get in the corner!

by Microhello guy November 13, 2021

microphone ii

microphone is from an object show called inanimate insanity that I will go insane for

someone: what's your opinion on m-
me: BARK BARK BARK I LOVE MICROPHONE II SHES SO HOT BARK

by rullski June 2, 2023