Mexican tornado 

A mexican tornado is when you lay a women on her back with her mouth open. Pour Tequila in her mouth once it is full. Insert your penis and stir the tequila vigorously.

I am thirsty for tequila would you give me a mexican tornado.......

Mexican tornado by Ethan Leonard August 17, 2006

mexican trike 

mexican low rider with one front wheel.

Yo dude qua pasa una front wheel por que?? su musto gusto mexican trike I make only right turns if I turn left bumper drags.

mexican trike by itichie_nocanpoo June 16, 2006

Mexican Thunderbutt 

When you drink the water in Mexico and end up with bloody diarrhea for a week.

Jorge thought his case of Mexican Thunderbutt was the worst by-product of his bachelor party in Tijuana. If not for the Mexican Strikeout, perhaps he would have also remembered the crabs he got from a dirty Mexican hooker.

Mexican Thunderbutt by KelleyRoss August 18, 2009

mexican tourister 

(alt.-"turista") a black hefty bag stuffed full of one's worldly possessions, typically a few shirts, and odd effects.

When Mikey got evicted he bought a new set of Mexican Tourister and bagged everything and split.

mexican tourister by manks dawbs May 1, 2004

Mexican Toolbox 

Act of masturbating by slamming a toilet lid onto your erect penis.

Dude! I just walked in on Kyle doing the Mexican Toolbox in the bathroom!! It was awesome!

Mexican Toolbox by Cinco de mayo toilet party October 25, 2011

mexican truffle 

The mexican truffle is a horid birth defect where the baby is born with a tattoo of Ricky Martin on his/her right chest and another of corn on the cobb located on the left buttocks. There is also the random convulsions and seizures of the crotch area. This is usually the result of a very outgoing mother who enjoys crappy music and eats la comida de mexicana 13 to 15 times a day...THIS CAN HAPPEN TO ANYBODY even YOU! you have been warned...take notice and stay in school

Tommy Boy: Dude your crotch is vibrating terribly man!
Ryda Roo: Yeah it does that from time to time, i just kinda let it do its thing..I got mexican truffle y'know..
Chrissy from Guam: You get that too!?!?
Ryder Roo: hells yeah!!
Tom,Ryder,Chrissy,Jesus: YES!!! *high five*

mexican truffle by Winnebago de Zanzibar Caboose May 14, 2006

Mexican tuxedo

The unseemly ensemble of a denim jacket worn with blue jeans.

"Are those Chuck Taylors?"
"I don't know, but she's wearing a Mexican tuxedo."

Mexican tuxedo by B. Building May 15, 2006