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Melissa

Melissa, she is a mother or maybe become one that will and would do anything for their children. Has a glorious soul if you were to look it will blind you with beauty just like the sun. Very clumsy, but is able to stand through any condition. As strong as krypton ight, able to walk through hell and back without any bruises or scrapes. She is an angel that has fallen to aid the world In beauty. Has angels fighting demons inside, but will stop at nothing to put her friends and family first.
Person 1: did she just trip over her feet
Person 2: yup
Person 3: yea but she is so hot though
Person: hands off, that's my Melissa!
by MissTruly February 12, 2019
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melissa

the ruler of the known universe, melissa is higher than man and god
all hail melissa
by fuckyouimmelissa September 15, 2020
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Melissa

Melissa can be very shy until you meet here when you'll find out she's a little mental and can creep you out with what she says. Melissa's are pretty and always wanting to be slim but look better without the bones showing, they always have nice hair which looks pretty long and curly. They tend to be short which gorgeous eyes which they love to see in the mirror. They love everyone who is kind to them and honestly has high standards with love, they don't want to be fucked with.
Girl 1- Hey remember Melissa from school?
Girl 2- Yeah the geek?
Girl 1- That's her there -points-
Girl 2- She's hot!
by Lolabear April 7, 2013
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dirty melissa

When a girl is beating you off with a ridiculous amount of vaseline in the back of a taxi. Then gives you a blow job while the gobs of vaseline run over her lips and face.
Aye you skeeeeyuuuu that bitch gave me a dirty melissa after the bar last night, her name wasn't even melissa.
by DocMc November 8, 2015
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melissa

a girl who’s extremely emo and doesn’t have a lot of friends and had major trust issues
by Melissa Edie March 10, 2019
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Melissa Rosen

A Melissa Rosen is one of the most incredible, sexy, hot beings you will ever encounter. basically some seriously hot shit.
do u see that Melissa Rosen ?
i wanna have my way with her
by melissarosenlover August 11, 2011
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melissa urso

Usually a person who is nice and can take a little humor, likes to talk with other people. But if you do something wrong, she is likely to get mad at you, you'll definitely feel bad. But her voice is usually quiet, so you won't be hurt that much. People who hate her ~and know her last name~ will usually come up with a nickname like melissa ursula, but she can be really mean sometimes, so she deserves it.
Friend: Man, that lady is such a melissa urso am i right?
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