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Toruk Makto

The legendary dragon rider in the movie "Avatar".
You see, all these other blue kittehs are riding their fairy dragons. Then during Jake Sully's the chat with secksy blue kitteh, she explains her great grandpappy was Toruk Makto, rider of the badass mega dragon with a badass double head blade as the opposed to the fairy dragon's single head blade. So Jake Sully, some paraplegic white boy, after spending a few weeks with teh blue kittehs, somehow defies everything and butt rapes mega dragon from above, becomes Toruk Makto, unites Pandora against evil human and saves the day.
Turuk Makto
"lets go see Avatar in 3D"
"Damn that movie has the most realistic animation"

"Turuk Makto doesn't have to look up"

-firelisk
*This is a wrong definition with the wrong spelling of the word and wrong examples to support a wrong definition. You be misleading the peoples.

real example:
"OMG Toruk Makto "
"SCRAAAAAHHHH"
"i are jake sully"
by ToytleMastahhh February 23, 2010
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maikon

n. quitter or gay.

A Maikon noun can be often used when describing a homosexual person or someone who quits his job.
- Man, I think I'm gonna quit my job.
- Bah, you're such a Maikon!

or

- Hi, nice to meet you!
- Hi. Are you straight or gay?
- Maikon.
by swrh January 23, 2011
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Makosi

A innocent dog who was brutally murdered with poison by his owner who was a jungle warrior.
Did he die of poison

Awwwh,he must have been makosied
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markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.
Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.
by Jason July 31, 2004
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Markolepsy

A condition whereby the sufferer falls asleep at will but is unable to re-engage brain quickly. The ability to sleep in any position or situation for a staggering amount of time. Often people with this condition will appear to be awake until you need to elicit some kind of response from them when you realise that they have been asleep the whole time with their eyes open.
Hey is that dude dead in that chair over there?

Nah, he just suffers from Markolepsy.......

Can you believe I just told that dude my whole life story and he just stared at me?!

Ah he's not ingoreing you, he suffers from Markolepsy....
by BarryBoyGenius October 2, 2011
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makoos

The process of doing something in your head so fast that nobody believes you.
He pulled a makoos on his math homework
by Shadowmanipulator March 25, 2016
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Macko meh man

The gay guy can be called a macko meh man as well
by Ramki7 November 23, 2018
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