Magestic Marmot

Where you take someones pillow, pull down your underwear, and fart on the pillowcase. Giving extra care to ensure the fabric of the case touches the skin of your asshole.

My husband was being such a douchebag, I did a magestic marmot on his pillowcase and he got pinkeye.

by offdhook September 14, 2011

Granny Marmalade

Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.

This is also known as downstairs phlegm.

John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!

Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !

by tilly tilly May 7, 2014

Spread the marmite

The process of keeping your feet connected to the floor in contemporary dance. No one wants to be a dead fly.

As you roll from one side to the other really spread the marmite to keep connection.

by rosiniballerini December 1, 2013

marmaduke

A lame, unfunny comic strip in the newspaper centred on the antics of one large dog named Marmaduke.

Marmaduke is one of the shittiest comic strips ever. Read Foxtrot, it's 10x better.

by 4dimensional January 2, 2005

Marmalade

a term for a person to indicate they are everything. They are the juice, the fruit, the seeds, the rind. This person is attractive, smart, sexy, kind, funny, talented and nothing else compares.

My boyfriend is marmalade.

by Kiki Montaparte May 18, 2011

Marmite Candle

Giving someone a good hard fucking up the ass resulting in a brown smelly cock or Marmite Candle. Occasionally upon removal from the ass the candle may be blown out via the method of Fallacio.
This act has one of 2 results with the reciever, they either love it or hate it!

Archie was really going for it with his misses and when he pulled out of her ass he asked her if she wanted to blow out the Marmite Candle.

Yes please she replied, i Love that yeasty tang!

by the_cartographer January 8, 2013

Marmy

Smug, narcissistic youth.

Algernon was bickering like some marmy rafter.

by Peter Morgan November 17, 2003