mondo

To experience a severe and violent episode of withdrawal as a result of not using Facebook.

Matthew hasn't checked Facebook today, so he's over on the floor sweating profusely and bleeding from the eyes and mouth. He's totally gone mondo.

by osujoe June 13, 2011

mondo load

When you don’t jerk off for a period of time, to release a mondo load onto a female

I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight

by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023

Mondo

A deer with extremely large antlers. Noticably bigger than basket racks and slightly larger than gangi's.

That buck is a real mondo, not like the gangi's all the other guys shot.

by NoGangis September 30, 2020

Mondo

A very attractive woman or man.

Penelope Cruz is mondo.

by menepoopoo May 16, 2018

Mondo Mexicano

The words used to describe the enormous smelly shits you take after consuming questionable foodstuffs in the country of Mexico.

Holy hell billy flush next time will you?You left behind one Mondo Mexicano you left behind.

by PUBG December 28, 2017