Catchers Mitt

A catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control ejaculation.

Sam: Dammit Daniel I had to clean the the t.v screen after I got done jerking off last night.

Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy

by Sketch2825 February 19, 2010

shit mitt

The process of wrapping your hand in multiple layers of toilet paper preventing fecal contamination.

I always use a shit mitt when dropping deuce in a public restroom.

by ChipScar July 23, 2010

pink mitt

Having your mitts (hands) in some gals pussy. Sort of another thought to fisting, only a lot funnier.

I met this wild girl last night and before I knew it, I was wearing pink mitts! Crazy I tell you...

by Pinkmitter August 29, 2007

slop mitt

A very hairy opened up like a cave overused probably from barnyard animals smelly nasty looking vagina.

Christine Silver.... face is grotesque and her slop mitt is even worse,watch out you could lose a small city in there.Dont go in without a hazmat suit on.LOL

by SPY PLANE PILOT ESQUIRE January 19, 2010

Icky Mitt

When after having sex with a Female or Male partner, you ejaculate onto your hand and commence to slap your partner around the face.

"so how come you and Sarah split up?"

"she freaked out when I gave her a Icky Mitt last week"

"Dude, you'd only been going out for two weeks!"

by Mr.Toasty May 28, 2012

Commit to the Mitt

A lifelong dedication to self pleasure.

"Man that Mike watches porn constantly. He really has commit to the mitt."

by Jbb223 January 1, 2014

dirty oven mitt

When you shove an oven mitt up your partners asshole. Then you use it as war paint all over there face.

I got an Dirty oven mitt during a Hot night with my S/O.

by CR&J January 13, 2018