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Puerto Rican License Plate

Tattoo at the small of the back above the buttocks usually visible when low rise jeans are worn.
John: "My gf wants a tramp stamp"
Dave: "Dude, Puerto Rican License Plates should be illegal"
by joerockets September 15, 2009
mugGet the Puerto Rican License Platemug.

vibing license

A s*** I don’t have a vibing license
by E X O T I C. B U T T E R S December 20, 2019
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Graduated licensing

Militarily enraged women complaining the get to commit torture and murder 1
Madd is contractually committing agist rape the use graduated licensing to extort agist rape
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
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Ass license

A license needed for girls with big asses
"Can I see your ass license, ma'am?"
"I forgot it home, officer. Maybe we can come to an arrangement !" (They have sex afterward)
by Cheburik August 1, 2024
mugGet the Ass licensemug.

momentary clowning-around license

Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.
Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.
by QuacksO December 19, 2022
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Police license

A little piece of cardboard that allows perverts to ask you to call police as they rape and pillaged everyone, irrelevant nonsense
If you have a Police license it's the law that I'm a prostitute.
by Cody5050 August 17, 2022
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riskys license

another name for the restricted license in new zealand
I'm gonna go get my riskys license soon aye g
by theultimatevaper15 January 6, 2024
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