if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 05, 2024

Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed

Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed

Eliza Coupe Is Left`~`Handed

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

left handed devil worshiper

An individual who writes or operates with their left hand, and subsequently worships Satan.

Do we have any left handed devil worshipers in the room

by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017

My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 12, 2023

Left handed 1 December

You may only use the left Hand to get it

After NNN I used the left hand to totally get it cause it’s left handed 1 December

by 1december🖐 November 27, 2019

left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)

The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.

by mousel October 10, 2019

<.7.9.76.>Insert your Own Left Hand<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.76.>Insert your Own Left Hand<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.76.>Insert your Own Left Hand<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles June 08, 2025