double-layered hypocrite

A person who is a hypocrite, whose methods are layered on top of one another to the point where it happens to condemn hypocrisy itself. In other words, a person condemns being a hypocrite whilst being one himself, therefore making him a double-layered hypocrite.

I am a double-layered hypocrite.

by _Neutral_Definition_Definer_ July 7, 2017

Onions have layers

True dat. It is as the great shrek once said, ogres have layers.

"What do ogres have in common with onions? Onions have layers!"

by DankPepeMemeLord69 December 19, 2017

seven layer daddy

A hot as fuck guy who is also a seven course meal

Damn that boy a seven layer daddy

by Dabdab January 2, 2018

triple layer dick

When a guy fucks a girl in all three holes then has another girl clean his dick off with her tongue, collecting all three layers of taste.

Don't worry Patty I'm almost done, you'll get to taste that triple layer dick everyone's been talking about!

by Kevin Wolfe March 16, 2017

Slate layers' nailbag

Old saggy tits / labia, that are stretched to the extent of looking like a well-seasoned slate layers' leather nail bag.

"cor, she's got tits like a slate layers' nailbag"

by haliborange October 25, 2009

Hole in the brozone layer

(Noun) A guy who doesn't show up when you're out with boys for a cool one.

Chuck didn't make it to tailgating 'cause his Chevy Malibu broked own on the way to the game. There was definitely a hole in the brozone layer last Sunday.

by Amagerikaner November 15, 2014

Brozone Layer

noun: A group of 3 or more close friends or "Bros" that chill on a daily basis.

Dude without Mikey here there's a significant hole in the Brozone Layer.

by Smackking August 1, 2010