When a guy goes out, meets a girl, he knows she's a whore, she knows she's a whore, takes her home, has her way with her and pays for it. Next day, he totally tells the whole story to the boys, minus the money part
Mike lost all his street cred with the boys when they realized he's been pussy laundering for months
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A form of male masterbation in which he uses a feather pillow with a hole in it lined in rump steak marinated with oyster or fish sauce to resemble a woman's canal.
Blaccie: Hey Albey, are you gonna come out with us tonight? See if we can hit the jackpot on the booty!
Albey: Na sorry, I think I'll stay home and do a luanie. Not feeling lucky.
Roby: Albey, that sounds like a great idea! Blaccie, you and I should stay here and we'll have a luanie together
Albey: Na sorry, I think I'll stay home and do a luanie. Not feeling lucky.
Roby: Albey, that sounds like a great idea! Blaccie, you and I should stay here and we'll have a luanie together
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Typically a big hearted Irishman (or Italian) who fills a room with his charismatic energy, has a gift for the gab and the tendency to say, "give us another one", most often meaning: a drink, a joke, a song or a kiss.
An affable man with great intellect, quick wit and the ability to laugh at himself.
The kindest man you could know.
Typically a big hearted Irishman (or Italian) who fills a room with his charismatic energy, has a gift for the gab and the tendency to say, "give us another one", most often meaning: a drink, a joke, a song or a kiss.
An affable man with great intellect, quick wit and the ability to laugh at himself.
The kindest man you could know.
Laurie, what a guy.
That Laurie on the other side of the room is five pints in and tells a pretty lame joke but man, he can sing, and his kisses are as smooth as scotch and honey.
Saw a brilliant Laurie at the comedy club the other night. Dude, he kept laughing his own ass off.
Laurie? Yeah, I know him. Totally dece.
That Laurie on the other side of the room is five pints in and tells a pretty lame joke but man, he can sing, and his kisses are as smooth as scotch and honey.
Saw a brilliant Laurie at the comedy club the other night. Dude, he kept laughing his own ass off.
Laurie? Yeah, I know him. Totally dece.
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They got a bunch of coin-operating machines. These places aren't as common, but you can still find 'em if you search. Some of them let you dry your clothes for only 25¢ - at least the grimy looking launderette in my town does that.
They got a bunch of coin-operating machines. These places aren't as common, but you can still find 'em if you search. Some of them let you dry your clothes for only 25¢ - at least the grimy looking launderette in my town does that.
I don't know what happened, but somehow I messed up my pants. I swear I don't know how that happened. Anyways... I'm headed over to the launderette - it'll be a waste of water and electricity to use all that energy on just my pants... but I just gotta do it.
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by bob&joe November 8, 2007
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She is bewitching in wit and beauty, awe-inspiring, without an ounce of pretentiousness ... totally unaware of her magical effect on others.
A beautiful intelligent lady, who is determined to change the world for the greater good. Her incredible smile lights up the room. Her amazing personality and funny charm attracts men and women to want to be friends with her. It also helps that she has a nice rack. She is also one of the most caring people you will ever meet. She is a traveler and well cultured. Most Sues are athletic too. Watch out for this powerhouse, she can be the biggest bitch if you cross her or her loved ones. Sue would make a great teacher, lawyer, or accountant.
She is bewitching in wit and beauty, awe-inspiring, without an ounce of pretentiousness ... totally unaware of her magical effect on others.
A beautiful intelligent lady, who is determined to change the world for the greater good. Her incredible smile lights up the room. Her amazing personality and funny charm attracts men and women to want to be friends with her. It also helps that she has a nice rack. She is also one of the most caring people you will ever meet. She is a traveler and well cultured. Most Sues are athletic too. Watch out for this powerhouse, she can be the biggest bitch if you cross her or her loved ones. Sue would make a great teacher, lawyer, or accountant.
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