luanie 

A form of male masterbation in which he uses a feather pillow with a hole in it lined in rump steak marinated with oyster or fish sauce to resemble a woman's canal.

Blaccie: Hey Albey, are you gonna come out with us tonight? See if we can hit the jackpot on the booty!
Albey: Na sorry, I think I'll stay home and do a luanie. Not feeling lucky.
Roby: Albey, that sounds like a great idea! Blaccie, you and I should stay here and we'll have a luanie together

luanie by becluanjen October 8, 2008

lanie 

lanie is a smart and beautiful girl.she is always there for anyone no matter how special they are to her. when she loves she loves hard so don't hurt her bc she is very emotional.even if your mean to her she will never be like that to you.she is the one girl you can count on for anything...she a great girlfriend/bestfriend/sister....anyone would be very lucky to have her.

wow i want that lanie...

lanie by Lanieeee December 11, 2016

Lanier Middle School 

-The deepest pit of hell
-Filled with assholes and gangster wannabies, with a few sluts sprinkeled in for good measure
-The teachers are either awesome or they suck
-If you can't pretend you're rich, you will be shunned by people who can
-some douche spread poop on the walls in the boys bathroom spring 2011 and now the administration thinks all boys are troublemakers
-YOU WILL HAVE AT LEAST ONE SEXIST TEACHER!!
-A grouping for all the posers in northern VA, with some poor sorry bastards thrown in against their will

Mom: "Hey, honey how was school?"
Student: "Same old, same old."
Mom: "OH NO! It was THAT BAD?"
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Lanier Middle School by The_Messanger_Of_Darkness August 12, 2011

Lanie 

OMFG if you are blessed with this girl you better never let her go. She may be competitive and get mad easy but she comes around. If you upset her she might ignore you so ask her what's wrong immediately she is sweet and pretty and she will always make you laugh. If your down she will be there for you and she is a friend until the end love her with all your heart. She is not easily persuaded and she does what is best for others around her. She doesn't like to be wrong and she loves to argue. She does not lie often unless it is for a good reason or the sake of someone else. Lanie's will make history one way or another. Lanies are chatty, smart, competitive, hard-headed, pretty, sweet and friendly. Lanies love to speak in front of someone they are outgoing but hate being the center of attention. They make very few friends but those friends are close. She always tries to make amens no matter what happened. She can hold a grudge FOREVER but she is quick to forgive if you have a Lanie be her friend forever and if you ever let her go it is the worst mistake you could make.

Dang I love Lanie sooo much and I will never let her go!

Lanie by ashtonduhman13 May 15, 2019

Lanie 

Holy hell this girl is amazing, the nicest most heart felt person in the world. She cares so much about others and what she can do for each and every person in her life, she doesn't have time for herself. Selfless, loving, gorgeous, Christlike, smart, funny, cozy, cute, SO CUTE. She loves when you talk about her and when you show her off. Shes got a nice peach and curves like a snake road. Brown eyes that are breathtaking and cheeks that are pillows to smoosh. You really gotta be funny to make her laugh, so getting that laugh out is big. A strong but childish sense of humor, that will make you cringe sometimes, but in the end you realize its lanie and that's her. Her work ethic is insane, to have her as an employee underneath you is nothing short of a blessing. Appreciate her and tell her how much she means to you, cause she needs that type of stuff to live. Hugs are her favorite, she could use a couple a day. She gives, that's another thing, she loves to give and nothing makes her happier than her seeing a smile on your face after reciveing a gift from her. Her presence is a ray of sunshine, and you will lose your thoughts whenever you see that face. Lanies a mind boggler.

Guy: hey where's Lanie been?
Girl: oh shes outta town why?
Guy: oh never mind
Girl: ohhhhh you like her?
Guy: noooooo, I was just wondering

Lanie by Yeahumhi October 19, 2018

Lanier middle school 

A pure shithole

Person one: what is school to you.
Person two: a pure shit hole A.K.A Lanier middle school

Lanier middle school by Boigang6969 August 3, 2019

Laniel 

Laniel is a combination of the names Luke and Daniel. Laniel is a bootiful ship and is the best ship to ever exist.

Laniel is best ship uwu

Laniel by Youre Asome March 24, 2020